Who Am I?
A good ol' Southern boy from a good ol' Southern town in Mississippi, I currently reside in Syracuse, New York, where I work for a network monitoring company and, naturally, my plans for world domination. You'd be wise to consider me as supreme ruler. I will be benevolent...-ish.
"Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?" - George Gobel